Tuesday, July 11, 2006

smile

The Dentist's Hymn:.................. Crown Him with Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn:........ ........ There Shall Be Showers of
Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn:...............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn:............... ...............Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn:.......................... There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn:......... Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist's Hymn:......... Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn:............ I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn:.............. Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn:......... Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn:................ Sweet By and By
The Realtor's Hymn:.............. I've Got a Mansion, Just Over The
Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn..... He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn:.............. The Great Physician

For those who speed on the highway - a few hymns: 45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
55mph....................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah 65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
75mph....................Nearer Still Nearer
85mph....................This World Is Not My Home 95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph.............. Precious Memories

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